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Wednesday, December 20th, 2006
6:24 pm
No I have not died, just my computer.

Merry Christmas All.
Thursday, January 19th, 2006
2:38 pm
Just now.........
.....I had the most delightful conversation with the sweetest girl in the world. Her laugh is.........infectious! I love her alot.
Thursday, December 29th, 2005
12:01 pm

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Blame Canada.



Get your resolution here


11:50 am
Friday, June 17th, 2005
9:46 am
9:42 am
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Thursday, May 26th, 2005
12:00 pm
Confession
>It started out innocently enough.
>
>I began to think at parties now and then -- to loosen up.
>Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more
>than just a social thinker. I began to think alone -- "to relax," I
told
>myself -- but I knew it wasn't true. Thinking became more and more
>important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time.
>That was when things began to sour at home.
>
>One evening I had turned off the TV and asked my wife about the
>meaning of life. She spent that night at her mother's.
>I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment
>don't mix, but I couldn't stop myself. I began to avoid friends at
>lunchtime
>so I could read Thoreau and Kafka. I would return to the office dizzied
>and confused, asking, "What is it exactly we are doing here?"
>
>One day the boss called me in.
>He said, "Listen, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your
>thinking has become a real problem. If you don't stop thinking on the
>job, you'll have to find another job." This gave me a lot to think
>about. I came home early after my conversation with the boss.
>
>"Honey," I confessed, "I've been thinking..."
>"I know you've been thinking," she said, "and I want a divorce!"
>"But Honey, surely it's not that serious."
>"It is serious," she said, lower lip aquiver. "You think
>as much as college professors, and college professors don't make any
>money, so if you keep on thinking, we won't have any money!"
>"That's a faulty syllogism," I said impatiently.
>She exploded in tears of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood
>to deal with the emotional drama.
>
>"I'm going to the library," I snarled as I stomped out the
>door. I headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche.
>I roared into the parking lot with NPR on the radio and ran up to
>the big glass doors... They didn't open. The library was closed.
>
>To this day, I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me
>that night. Leaning on the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra,
a
>poster caught my eye.
>
>"Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?" it asked.
>
>You probably recognize that line.
>It comes from the standard Thinker's Anonymous poster.
>Which is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker.
>I never miss a TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a
>non-educational video; last week it was "Porky's."
>Then we share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the
>last meeting.
>
>I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home.
>Life just seemed...easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped
>thinking. I think the road to recovery is nearly complete for me.
>> >>>
>Today, I registered to vote as a Democrat.
>
Monday, May 23rd, 2005
11:39 am
But I never did that!
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Friday, May 20th, 2005
2:36 pm
I couldn't resist.......
OLD LADIES

There were three little old ladies sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

The first lady immediately had a stroke.

Then the second lady also had a stroke.

But the third lady, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.

Current Mood: amused
Friday, May 13th, 2005
1:02 pm
Your blogger code is:

B6 d-- d-- k s u-- f- i o+ x e- l+ c+
10:19 am
Last night........
.....striper season (at least for me) officially opened.

First cast - tuned one
Second cast- bumped one

Third cast- hooked one (and released him)
Monday, May 2nd, 2005
9:48 am
Sure. Like this is really for real...........LOL
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Friday, April 29th, 2005
9:20 am

Your Birthdate: March 25

Your birth on the 25th day of the month (7 energy) modifies your life path by giving you some special interest in technical, scientific, or other complex and often hard to understand subjects.

You may become something of a perfectionist and a stickler for details.

Your thinking is logical and intuitive, rational and responsible.



Your feelings may run deep, but you are not very likely to let them show.

This birthday makes you a more private person, more introspective and perhaps more inflexible.

In friendships you are very cautious and reserved.

You are probably inventive, and given to unique approaches and solutions.


Monday, April 18th, 2005
4:36 pm
If there is at least one person in your life whom you consider a close friend, and whom you would not have met without the internet, post this sentence in your journal.
3:43 pm
confession
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the
older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of
confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the
confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross your
arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand.... and try saying
things like "yes, I see," and "yes, go on," and "I understand." The new
priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the
suggested remarks to the old priest. The old priest says, "Now, don't
you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No
shit...then what happened ?"
3:29 pm
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's been a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it's 25 inches long. Can't get any women to have sex with him.

Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks might be able to help. Witch takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. "Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter." Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would, finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log.

"Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog. Frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No." Guy looks down, sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great, he thinks-let's try that again. "Will you marry me?" he asks the frog. Frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!" Twitch-the guy's down to 15 inches. Well that's still a bit excessive, he thinks. Down another 5 would be perfect. So he calls across again, "Will you marry me?" Frog yells back, "Look - how many times do I have to tell you? No. No. NO!"
Friday, April 15th, 2005
11:25 am

Your Linguistic Profile:



45% Yankee

30% General American English

20% Dixie

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern


Wednesday, April 13th, 2005
12:12 pm
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Empathy |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||| 23%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||||||||||| 56%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Food indulgent || 10%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia || 10%
Vanity || 10%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche || 10%
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Tuesday, April 12th, 2005
2:52 pm
A colleague dropped dead of a heart attack this morning in the office......at 43! Got to find a new line of work. Seriously.
Friday, April 1st, 2005
11:26 am
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